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Top Gear car pack announced for Forza

The inclusion in Forza Motorsport 4 of our Top Gear track, just off the A3 in a quiet corner of Surrey, means that the TG office are now regularly outclassed online on what should be home turf. Often by 12-year-olds.

This wouldn’t do. So we’ve decided to put together our own downloadable pack of cars to give us an edge (for at least 30 minutes until you all get used to them).

The pack will cost you 560 Microsoft Points and will be available from May 1. See you online…

An AMC PACER!!! Are you kidding me? LMAO!!

He could be James Bond in that car! <3

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One day, you wake up and think, “Oh God, it’s today, isn’t it? Today’s the day I’ve gotta have a minivan.” And then you accept your fate and shuffle into middle age and trundle about. But me, I drove a bulldozer over one. I saved some people from that awful fate, and that’s good of me. It’s a service I provide.
Richard Hammond in a Q&A with Men’s Journal about Crash Course (via topgear)
Cold day in hell when I buy a minivan. That day will never happen.
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